Find a Job You Lazy Bastards

Well, its another day another dollar....actually, I still need to establish a job so that I can make that "dollar". But maybe that isnt intended for some people, maybe some people arent even supposed to have a job. Those are the people you see lying around on the street corners or on curbs in busy downtown intersections, not to mention those who sleep all day in the grass of public parks. These people together, my friend, are those who contribute to the availability of jobs for you and me.

This means that if you arent out there doing your part and working to make an honest wage, then you are doing those "curbside" people an injustice, because you all have tools and resources required to get the jobs that you desire, but they dont; however, given the resources or opportunities, they would jump at the chance to get the next job on the market. So next time you complain because the only job you can get is the next open position at the Waffle House, or Albertson's, remember that you have the ability to waltz right in there and actually be considered by Bob the manager. However, those "street dwellers" could not even step foot inside an Albertson's without getting the police called on them. Believe me, I have seen it happen. So give God thanks for the beautiful fucking day he has set before you and take advantage of your health and go out there and get a job!

-Ike