Some Women Just Can't Get Over Their Loser Ex-Boyfriends

So I was at the mall a week ago and I saw this beautiful girl, who looked like she was older than 18, yet younger than 21. I decided to approach her and I didn't really give two shits about striking out or getting shot down. I walked up to her and started to compliment her in a gentlemanly fashion. She opened up to it and responded in an inviting way, so I knew I was in. Turns out she was completely my type, as she was full Greek and very much like me. I sort of have a thing for ethnic girls, especially those from the Meditteranean part of the world. Oh, and talk about sexy.... this girl was so fine. She carried herself and even looked a little bit like Catherine-Zetta Jones. (I am not mentioning the girl's name on this site, simply to protect her from 40-year old psycho losers who stalk innocent girls on the internet). She told me that she had broken up with her boyfriend three weeks ago, mainly because he was in a band and became to busy for her. Fair enough. The loser fucked up and lost her. So she gave me her number and told me she wanted me to call her. We parted on a good note as we hugged eachother. So later on I called her and we made a date for that Sunday night.

Sunday came and we met at D&B and had grabbed a bite to eat while we sat and talked. It really seemed like we connected and that she was having a good time, because it was all good and I felt really comfortable. I sensed that she was feeling pretty comfortable as well. And this time it wasn't one of those feelings I get when I am looking for a one-night stand, due to my lack of committment... and as far as that goes, I am still changing for the better and God has brought me a long way from my old fucked-up lifestyle from over a year ago. So we left to go see a movie, and I got in her car so she could drive me to my car, which was on the other side of the parking lot. So we get to my car and she applies her brakes abruptly. Her next words to me were, "Look, I don't want to go psycho on you, but I can't do this. I thought I could make this work, and you are a really great guy, but I am not yet over my boyfriend." She kept telling me what a great guy I was and that if she had met me at a different time in her life then she would be all about it. So because she waisted my time with the date, I grabbed her by the hair and drop-kicked her out the window of her car, causing her to fly across the parking lot and into a wood chipper that some construction company left sitting there. Since, then I had a really great opportunity to get even with the bitch, I went up and flipped the switch to "run". Needless to say, no one is going to be hearing from her again.

Just kidding.

Truth is, I really couldn't throw a fit or pout about it, or else I would look like the jerk. So I told her I understood and gave her a big fucking sappy hug and said goodbye as I got into my car and drove my sucker-ass home. We never even saw the movie as planned. Great story, huh boys and girls.... The fact of the matter is, that this girl, who was having a great time with me, decided that her past feelings for her ex-boyfriend, (no matter how past and long gone they are, since they are broken up), really accomplished nothing by cutting off the date like that. Unless her "I have a band, so I am too busy rocking out with my drunk buddies to spent any quality time with my beautiful girlfriend, which I am lucky to have" crawls back to her begging for her forgiveness, she is not getting back with him. But what she did do that night, was that she gave up the opportunity to get to know me. Plus, I got out of that situation right then and there, instead of being dragged through a relationship where her feelings for me would have been half-assed. So I consider myself lucky. I guess I am the winner in this situation, and we all know who the loser is ladies and gentlemen. HA HA! I'm out.


-Ike